Thanks to the Ron Burgundy and Anchorman, we have a headline for Friday's USMNT 6-0 romping of Guatemala: the USMNT stay classy in San Diego.
Helping them stay classy were two Earthquakes in the mix. Clarence Goodson, the newest Quake and veteran USMNT defender, saw his fourth USMNT goal on Friday, and Quake captain Chris Wondolowski scored his first goal in the Red, White and Blue. Congratulations to both on a standout performance.
The USMNT begin Gold Cup play on July 9 vs. Belize, kickoff at 8 p.m. PT on Fox Soccer.
Happy Supporters Week, Quakes fans!
This week is all about celebrating our 12th man. MLSsoccer.com takes an inside look at the 1906 Ultras at none other than the biggest (and loudest) game of the year: The California Clasico.
Marvin Chavez taught a little lesson to the Galaxy on Saturday.
And laughed about it.
It's the GIF(t) that keeps giving.
Saturday's match was one for the history books.
Flash Gordon's brace led the Quakes to an unforgettable win over rival the LA Galaxy. Watch his incredible stoppage time game winner paired with the call from Anthony Passarelli at KLIV radio:
An inside look of what it is like to be at #CaliClasico:
But Q's just glad he doesn't have to worry about another run-in with Beckham this year...
Happy GIF(t) of the Week, LA!
Saturday's California Clasico is a matchup between Major League Soccer's fiercest rivals- but there's more to it than just soccer. Here's your #CaliClasico checklist of things, other than soccer, you don't want to miss out on at Stanford Stadium:
1. The Epicenter:
This ultimate fan hangout spot will be open from 4 - 6:45 p.m. Come here for fun for the whole family - live music from Melted State, face painting, poster making and special booths from our sponsors including a StateFarm photo booth where fans can dress up with scarves, Quakes gear, body paint and more and the Benjamin Moore Paint By Number booth. Come help paint a large mural with other fans!
2. Food Trucks:
Bring your appetite. We'll have food trucks from Gold Rush Eatery, Bacon Bacon, Rice Rockit, Lalos Tacos, Speedy Panini and Twisted Chili
Arrive to your seat early because we have a special pre-game in store for you. We're not one to give away any secrets but flyovers and skydivers may be in the mix...
4. Halftime Show:
Stay in your seat, folks. Our Salute to Armed forces show is one that you won't want to miss.
5. Post-game fireworks:
We're not kidding when we say we have the largest fireworks display this state has ever seen. Figure out your post-game fireworks plan.
Other documents to keep handy for tomorrow:
Hit up eBay, Quakes fans.
MLS All-Star nominee Jon Busch is auctioning off his game-worn cleats and gloves for a great cause. In honor of the Earthquakes' Salute to Armed Forces night presented by XFINITY this Saturday, Jon Busch will be wearing commemorative gear, supporting the Navy SEAL Foundation. His boots are one of a kind, engraved with "8/6/2011" and "Honor and Remember," and his gloves are adorned with two Navy SEAL patches.
And, you can donate $10 to the Navy SEAL Foundation just by a simple text!
Text 'SEAL' to 90999. A one-time $10 charge will be added to your wireless bill.
Text and submit your bid today, help your 'keeper support a great cause. All proceeds benefit the Navy SEAL Foundation. Auction ends on July 3.
To place you bid for Busch's commemorative game-worn cleats, click here.
To bid on Busch's game-worn gloves, click here.
A historic rivalry is something that anyone can get behind. Combine that rivalry with beating LA, and most of Northern California will stick by your side.
Thanks to our Bay Area athlete friends for the support - we can't wait to see you at the California Clasico. #BeatLA!
— Harrison Barnes (@HBarnes) June 25, 2013
— Brent Burns (@Burnzie88) June 17, 2013
— jason demers (@jasondemers5) June 25, 2013
Our GIF(t) to D.C. United could have been a combination of all things Lenny - his brace last year or his hattrick the year before that - but we decided to go the historical route for our friends in the nation's capital.
Our fans under the age of 17 won't remember the first goal in MLS history, so we'll lay it out for our millenials in a way they'll understand:
San Jose vs. D.C. at Spartan Stadium, April 6, 1996 - San Jose defeats D.C. 1-0, courtesy of Eric Wynalda.
You're welcome for the history lesson, D.C. See you this weekend.