CAPTION CONTEST: Submit yours for a chance to win

Get those creative juices flowing, Quakes fans. 

We're drawing a blank for a caption for the photo below, and we need your help. 

Have any ideas? From now until tomorrow (Sept. 11) at noon, submit your most creative entry in comments on this blog post. Our favorite will win autographed Lenny and Wondo player cards.

UPDATE: We had so many creative options, but we finally have chosen our winner. Congratulations to Byron O'Brien - we like where your head's at. Incredibulus Goalus.