When @charliesheen set a Guinness World Record for Twitter followers, it was only because @chriswondo gave him advice on #winning #wondotales.
Welcome to Twitter, Chris Wondolowski. The 2010 MLS Budweiser Golden Boot winner made a grand re-entrance to Tweeting Tuesday evening. After initially creating an account on Nov. 25, reports surfaced that @chriswondo wasn't the real Wondolowski.
However, after some persuading by Earthquakes Club Ambassador Kelly Gray, Wondo is back. SJEarthquakes.com confirmed Wednesday morning that the @chriswondo hashtag is the real deal and will be churning out Tweets on a regular basis.
In honor of Wondo's return, MLSSoccer.com editor Jonah Freedman started the #wondotales hashtag. Check out the best of list to date, and be sure to add three others Earthquakes players currently on Twitter: @JHernandez21, @bobbyburling and @AnthonyAmpai
@jonahfreedman: @ChrisWondo once rejected a loan move to Real Madrid because he doesn't like the color white. #wondotales
@AllenAHopkins: @jonahfreedman Sharks Have a week dedicated to @ChrisWondo. #wondotales
@fenriquez9: I heard David Beckham got the lead role in a movie called "Bend It like Wondo" @ChrisWondo #wondotales
@QwietSt0rm: Every time @ChrisWondo tweets, an angel gets its wings. #wondotales
@LloydD: @ChrisWondo said "Let it rain for forty days and forty nights." And it rained for forty days and forty nights #wondotales
@jonahfreedman: EA Sports wanted to put @ChrisWondo on the cover of FIFA 12. But no machine can motion capture Wondo. #wondotales
@jacarrsd: @ChrisWondo sent an army of ninjas fleeing just by raising his eyebrow. #wondotales
@bgurske: Brek Shea intentionally got a red card on Sunday so he wouldn't have to defend @ChrisWondo @SJEarthquakes #wondotales
@WesforUSA: Every day @charliesheen wishes he could be @ChrisWondo #wondotales
@sitedwellr: @ChrisWondo once sat in silence for 90 mins, just to better understand the sound of a whisper. #wondotales
@robertjonas: When @ChrisWondo finishes practice, he helps the stadium site demolition crew by blasting a few balls at the old FMC buildings. #wondotales
@NerdyGales: @ChrisWondo taught James Bond how to shake a martini instead of stirring it #wondotales
@jacarrsd: The Most Interesting Man In the World is based on @ChrisWondo #wondotales
@futbolmonkey: @ChrisWondo is kind of a big deal. People know him. He has learther-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany. #wondotales
